What about your friends?

Am I a good friend?  I like to think that I am. But honestly, I am an introvert. I am the seen and not heard type chick unless I am with my Sorors and even then it depends on the setting. I like speaking to my friends but not for more than a few minutes.  Let me get the story.  Okay.  Talk to you later.  Is that wrong?  Like my cousin Ri Ri (not that Ri Ri--my Ri Ri-- is the only one who can get me on the phone for more than ten minutes) and I have our own language so our conversation is never boring. Por ejemplo: 

7:04 PM 

me: people with money are so stupid

  they need to give it to us

 Ri: YEP

 me: I want Lady Gaga to sing Poker Face @ my wedding

7:06 PM Ri: You are sick

  No white beaches at the wedding!

7:07 PM me: girl its gonna be a couple

 Ri: WTF

  I am protesting

  like Will Smith mom

7:08 PM on the FPOB

  when her sis was marrying a white man

 me: lol

7:09 PM them damn Scientoligists

 Ri: HAHA

  They really are

  jada didnt have to lie

  to kiki it

 me: they are not a good example

  they are in a freaking cult

 Ri: Yep!

  I never liked them as a couple

  His first wife looked so much better

7:10 PM and was taller

  than the lil tomboy he married

7:11 PM me: cause he is a girl and she is a boy

 Ri: Damn

7:12 PM thats so true!
Maybe if all of my friends and I shared this language we would be better.  Like, I listen to people's problems but do I really want to?  It depends.  If you are not PT,CP,SH or have the same last name as mine, I hardly have time.  Like,for real for real. Man problems--hell I have them too--don't ask me.  Money problems, don't ask me cause I have none!  And even if I did, I don't loan out money. I got a good friend Sasha--she is another that I can talk on the phone for hours with.  I miss her.  OMG!  I need to finish ironing.  bye.