Monday, November 12, 2007

Black Republican needs $$$

Okay so I got an invite in the mail to come to some convention for Black Republicans in Orlando right? And I really wanna go but the conspiracy theorist in me is scared to DEATH! For real! I think that the handful of us will get into M-I-C-K-E-Y town and get blown the hell up by Black Democrats for fear of another Bush-like election. Don't get it twisted. I DID NOT VOTE FOR BUSH! I won't say who I did vote for--okay I will: NUNYA BIDNESS! Right now though-I heart Huckabee. He will not win though cause he is not tough, Black or a female. WOW! I cannot believe that we could have a Black or a female President of this here country. Wait, what about Condi? I am not voting for either--unless they paid me . Shit, kids are expensive and my son needs stuff and since I am not on public aide, I need to come up somehow right. Okay lets make it official--If a candidate wants me to guarantee him/her the votes of my family, they gotta ass up the cheddar. I don't need a lot. Real cheap actually. I will devote me facebook, myspace and any other show-your-soul-to-the-world-for-free site until the election and will take a pic of me voting for them. But I need 10 grand upfront and center right now. okay. Its all about the Benjamins Baby!

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