Soulja Boy and 'nem are Killing ME!

Riddle me this: Does SWAG run on electricity, gas or batteries? Cause folks been hopping out the bed, turning their SWAG on. Why not just leave it on all day?

Why do you hop out of bed and turn it on? Can you hop out the car and do it? Does SWAG come in different shapes, sizes, and colours? Is there SWAG for men and women? Is there same sex SWAG and hetero SWAG? Is there married couple SWAG? Do identical twins have identical SWAG or do they share one? Is there reality star SWAG? Tired of the word SWAG? I am. How about we replace it with the word ______________?